Large
parts of the UK are currently completely underwater from floods and storms that
have battered the lengthy coastline of this little island. Some people will
immediately point out that this demonstrates the power of climate change to
impact even the richest countries on the planet. I, however, would argue that
the response to the floods merely demonstrates the complete and utter
uselessness of politicians in the UK (and possibly elsewhere).
On
the absolute stupidest level of complete denial, we have the United Kingdom
Independence Party (UKIP). Their leader, Nigel Farage, has claimed that such
enormous floods have nothing to do with a changing climate, they're “just
weather”. Another member of the same party has managed to appear an even bigger
fool, by claiming that the floods are God's punishment for gay marriage – yes,
in the year 2014, someone really said that out loud. Meanwhile, the former
Conservative chancellor Nigel Lawson has said that the floods demonstrate why
we shouldn't build wind turbines in the countryside – I won't insult your
intelligence any further by trying to explain his reasoning.
This
complete scientific illiteracy coming from marginal politicians would be
laughable if it weren't being mirrored in more subtle ways by the government
itself. There has been a lot of discussion about how to best avoid future
flooding, and a number of Conservatives have claimed that dredging the rivers
would do the trick – that is, removing the build up of silt from the banks of the
rivers to allow water to flow more freely. In actual fact, this wouldn't do a
lot – it would primarily just move the water downstream at a quicker rate,
simply flooding a different town. So if it's not actually a useful response,
why are so many politicians suddenly pushing it?
The
most sensible response to the issue would be to accept that flooding is here to
stay. Because of the changing climate, the UK will start to experience more and
more bad winter storms like these in the years to come – perhaps not every
year, but certainly on a more regular basis than previously. And if flooding is
here to stay, we should engineer our rivers to collect flood water on land that
has been set aside specifically for the purpose of being flooded – essentially
creating a small lake that will flood each year in the winter and then drain in
the summer. This will collect most of the flood waters, reducing their impacts
on towns and villages.
But
that will not be suggested by the politicians, because it would mean converting
agricultural land back to natural land – rich landowners wouldn't be able to
plant any crops on this new flood land, which means they would lose out on a
fraction of the generous subsidies they receive from the British government and
the European Union. The rich landowners would rather see the people in rural
towns and villages get flooded instead, despite the devastation it causes to
these communities. And, because this is the way things happen in the UK, when
the rich want something, they get it. Hence, the politicians suggest useless
dredging rather than any serious solutions.
In
the end, then, this is not so much an issue of climate change as it is an issue
of political will. As long as it suits the government and the landowners of the
UK to do nothing, nothing will get done, and we will continue to suggest minor
changes that will not really impact on the problem. It's time for the UK to
understand that these floods are a wake-up call – to realize that climate
change is not going away, and eventually we will have to take real action to
deal with it, even if it hurts the rich while benefiting the poor.
[ UK climate change,
UKIP, Nigel Farage, gay marriage, scientific illiteracy, marginal politicians,
UK flooding ]